hit the road jack

mother nature and jack frost need to work out their issues. it's like every fall they gravitate back towards each other, hook back up, fall back in love and stay that way all winter. then late january, early februrary, things start to get rocky again. she kicks him out, he makes his way back in. flowers start to bloom and then we get a hard frost. i feel like screaming, "give it up jack, she's just not that into you!"

then summer comes. mother nature breaks it off. who needs a man? she becomes more interested in summer flings with mr. thunder and lord lightning. i mean can you really blame her? there is nothing better then a summer thuderstorm. she enjoys those hot muggy charleston nights spent on the docks with cold beers and great friends. however, every now and then when you feel a cool breeze in the air or a cold front comes through, it's probably jack frost making a booty call.

but seriously jack, isn't it time for you to hit the road? my allergies are killing me.